How not to trim your nails *By Bert

So I was trimming the hedges with an electric hedger. It was dark. I was pretty much finished. Little slip here, little trim there. My left ring finger got caught between some of the teeth while it was slowing down. It didn’t hurt to bad, but I immediately knew it was something i couldn’t just put a band-aid on. What really hurt was getting a needle stuck several times in the tip of my finger to numb it for the stiches. The doctor in the E.R., who I had to wait an hour and a half to see, got everthing put back together and looking fine. Don’t you think so? These are pics from the day after. Enjoy!

*So I guess I should clarify (even though I know my hands don’t look feminine) I, Bert am the one that cut my finger. Even though it would be more likely that Jasper did it.

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